Thursday, 29 April 2010

Funny stories

Some ridiculous reasons how passengers might be disembark from the aircraft. The study is based on real stories.

German passengers were disembarked from the plane at the airport of Honolulu because he turned out to be not too "fragrant". Plump tourists from Germany had to hang around two hours with his suitcases around the airport, where air conditioners were not working. The temperature in the Hawaiian Islands in the day was hot, so when he came into the cabin of plain he was pretty sweaty. Passengers around him did not like the smell, and they complained to the crew.

American Lorrie Hisli appeared in the plane in a T-shirt depicting President Bush and his friends. Figure was provided with obscene signature. Lorry immediately landed. If Hisli was even dressed, the 23-year-old waitress Kyla Ebbert was on board Southwest Airlines in San Diego in a microscopic mini-skirt and a symbolic T-shirts, which has almost nothing to hide. Males vigorously protested against the expulsion of Kyle, but on that day women in the salon were more than men.

The American plane taking off from Las Vegas was forced to make an emergency landing in Oregon because of the outrageous behaviour of couples in love. Initially they started to hug each other in front of all passengers in economy class cabin, and then moved to the toilet for more serious examination of bodies to each other. Love story ended by visiting a police station in Portland.

In 2005, the South African Airlines plane Nationwide Airlines has cancelled acceleration, and turned back into the terminal to disembark some Hey C Hoffman, a businessman from Cape Town. Man was too carried about reading the local porno magazines.

But the most dramatic story was played out in March last year on board of British Airways. First-class passengers woke up during the flight and saw that the woman who was sitting next to him was died. He was shocked, and would not calm down until the place of the old dead lady was transplanted by living passenger from the third class.

2 comments:

  1. Very funny stories you have there! I bet there's more stories out there with the recent volcanic disruptions!

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  2. still waiting for more blogs from May...but I am now tabulating grades...

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