Funny stories

Some ridiculous reasons how passengers might be disembark from the aircraft. The study is based on real stories.

German passengers were disembarked from the plane at the airport of Honolulu because he turned out to be not too "fragrant". Plump tourists from Germany had to hang around two hours with his suitcases around the airport, where air conditioners were not working. The temperature in the Hawaiian Islands in the day was hot, so when he came into the cabin of plain he was pretty sweaty. Passengers around him did not like the smell, and they complained to the crew.

American Lorrie Hisli appeared in the plane in a T-shirt depicting President Bush and his friends. Figure was provided with obscene signature. Lorry immediately landed. If Hisli was even dressed, the 23-year-old waitress Kyla Ebbert was on board Southwest Airlines in San Diego in a microscopic mini-skirt and a symbolic T-shirts, which has almost nothing to hide. Males vigorously protested against the expulsion of Kyle, but on that day women in the salon were more than men.

The American plane taking off from Las Vegas was forced to make an emergency landing in Oregon because of the outrageous behaviour of couples in love. Initially they started to hug each other in front of all passengers in economy class cabin, and then moved to the toilet for more serious examination of bodies to each other. Love story ended by visiting a police station in Portland.

In 2005, the South African Airlines plane Nationwide Airlines has cancelled acceleration, and turned back into the terminal to disembark some Hey C Hoffman, a businessman from Cape Town. Man was too carried about reading the local porno magazines.

But the most dramatic story was played out in March last year on board of British Airways. First-class passengers woke up during the flight and saw that the woman who was sitting next to him was died. He was shocked, and would not calm down until the place of the old dead lady was transplanted by living passenger from the third class.

Women spend in the stores about three years of their life

According to the survey, which involved more than two thousand women, each of them for a life spent on shopping and buying, on average, almost 25 thousand 200 hours. At the same time much of the time they spend in search of new clothes, shoes and accessories

However, grocery shopping and taking away a significant part of women allocated time - almost a quarter. According to the survey, every year they make more than 300 trips to the shops, devoting this 400 hours, and in the average grocery store the fairer sex spends about 95 hours per year.

Argued that men do not like to shop. However, recently there has been an increase in the number of male shoppers, although they are still far from women.

Women, shopping, guided by the style, color, beauty, fashion. Therefore, they can get moral satisfaction from shopping. Men, by choosing goods, pay attention to quality and price and spending money as well, which often causes negative emotions, sometimes even stress.

Men spend very little time on making a purchase. They even walk the store aisles faster than women. Men almost never see the goods. But despite this, sellers are very easy to draw the attention of men to the product, which he did not intend to acquire.Going to the store, the man already knows what he wants to buy. Therefore, he confidently and quickly goes into a certain section of the store, taking the right thing and almost immediately goes to pay for it. In this case the man does not arise very pleasant and joyful emotions about the purchase. For him this is normal, which takes time and money.

Assistance to residents of Kyzylagasha village continues

Today from Astana to Almaty region went three multi-ton trucks with essential commodities. In the near future humanitarian convoys must deliver distress residents washed away the village of warm clothes, food and construction materials.

Automobile trucks filled to overflowing baby food, milk, flour, sugar, various cereals, warm blankets, clothing, and construction tools and materials. Just food will be enough within one month for thousands of people. In the collection of humanitarian aid was attended by the largest metropolitan markets, supermarkets and trade missions. In total it's about 50 tons of cargo.Today at noon Caravan left Astana in Taldykorgan. To get to the regional center of Almaty region column should be non-stopped by police. Weather conditions on long-distance routes are difficult, but the supplier of the foods promises to deliver humanitarian assistance without any delay.

In Italy, died the smallest man in the world Chinese Ho Pingping.

He came to Rome for filming TV shows, but suddenly felt a pain in the chest. He was taken to hospital and placed in intensive care but doctors were unable to help - summed up the patient's heart.

Height 22-year-old Ho Pingpinga was only 73.6 centimeters and the weight - seven pounds. It was introduced in the Guinness Book of Records two years ago and since then has become a real celebrity.

In January this year, the smallest man in the world, met with the greatest man. Height 27-year-old former basketball player from Turkey Sultan Kosena - 2 meters 46.5 centimeters. He was accustomed to the fact that all people seem to him small. But admitted that meeting with Pingpingom plunged him into shock

In the company "Guinness World Records" reported that the name of who will become the new the smallest man on the planet, will be announced later. Currently the title claims Nepali Hagendra Tapa Magro, whose growth reached 56 centimeters. Four years ago he was denied the award of the world record on the grounds that at the time of filing Nepalis was only 14-th year, and he could still grow. However, this did not happen, and now a young man going to gain official recognition.

My own village is disappear from now

The assignment was made today, Nursultan Nazarbayev. Head of state held in "Ak Orda" special meeting on emergency reservoir for "Kyzyl-Agash". To prevent a recurrence of similar accidents, the President instructed to check the technical condition of all artificial reservoirs, dams, available in Kazakhstan.
Meeting in the Ak Orda "began with a minute of silence in memory of the victims of the tragedy.According to recent data, in Aksu district of Almaty region killed 35 people.

Nursultan Nazarbayev, President of the Republic of Kazakhstan:
- In-water came suddenly?

Karim Masimov, Prime Minister of Kazakhstan:
- No water came suddenly. Filling was. Local residents have been warned. But, firstly, not all.And, secondly, not everyone took it seriously.

The Prime Minister reported to the President that the first aid to flood victims had already been provided. Not one person on the street did not stay. All were accommodated and provided meals. To clarify the causes of dam failure on behalf of the President of a government commission.

Karim Masimov, Prime Minister of Kazakhstan:
- This object on which the tragedy occurred, was in private hands, and not all of the necessary work had been carried out. On this issue, conducted a preliminary investigation.

Nursultan Nazarbayev instructed the law enforcement agencies to conduct the dam "Kyzyl-Agash" thorough investigation. If the accident was the result of negligence and disregard for safety regulations, the President emphasized that the perpetrators must be brought to criminal responsibility.

Nursultan Nazarbayev, President of the Republic of Kazakhstan:
- I express my sincere condolences to the relatives of the victims. Unfortunately, natural disasters is difficult to prevent. But in this case it was necessary to ensure compliance with the rules of operation of the dam, in time to notify people of impending danger and to transport them to a safe place. This was not done. The main thing now - to help people with all necessary. This case must connect all regions of the country. We need to help with housing, food. We must not forget that children from the flooded village should continue to attend school. In the next two days the state commission must calculate how much money is necessary to eliminate the effects of flooding. Minister of Labor and Social Welfare reported that in other areas of Kazakhstan there are new houses built for oralmans program "Nurly kosh". 80 vacant houses.Since the affected mainly oralmans need to offer them to people. If they wish, they can move into these homes. The remaining families have to decide on the spot, and, without delay. Need to start repairing the affected houses, and if it is not possible, the construction of new homes in March.

Summing up the meeting, the Head of State gave instructions to conduct an audit of all artificial reservoirs, dams and levees. Because of spring floods in the Almaty and East Kazakhstan regions is a high risk of flooding. The President stressed that one can not prevent the recurrence of such tragedies. With regard to private bodies of water, in case of detecting violations of operating rules they must be immediately returned to state ownership, said Nursultan Nazarbayev.

A nation waits

One of the first advantage of this freedom, the British Deputy Minister for Sport Gerry Sutcliffe.

"John Terry - a fantastic footballer - said Sutcliffe. - But he who is captain of England, has a greater responsibility to the country."

Almost all football journalists agree with the Deputy Minister. They are discussing the fact that the former partner, Vanessa, Wayne Bridge is not only a former partner Terry for Chelsea, but his current companion in England.

How can demand the journalists will be able to now these two friends play in a team?

Since then, as in August 2006, Terry was replaced as England captain David Beckham, he was considered an exemplary leader. Now his right to be a leader - in question.

According to the Football Association of England, the answer should give head coach Fabio Capello. In addition to meeting with Terry, Capello will hold talks with his assistant Franco Baldini about how this story will affect the atmosphere in the team. After that, he will tell the nation his decision.
We're still abound in the knowledge that long-suffering wife of John Terry - blonde. And he actually prefers brunettes.

He knows it now and she's wife, Terry, Tony. The picture in the new issue of the News of the World Tony appears the sultry brunette

The way the captain's "Bentley"

From the News of the World, I learned that Perronsel for several years was the girlfriend of former defender Chelsea's Wayne Bridge. Three years ago they had a son. In January 2009, Bridge moved to Manchester City, and soon thereafter they broke up with Vanessa.

In turn, John Terry is married to "love of his life" Tony Poole. They - baby-twins.

And then, tells us News of the World, after Vanessa parted company with Wayne, John "as a friend comforted her." In September last year, this friendship has developed into a full-fledged novel.

According to the tabloid, Terry told his wife that the delay in training, and went himself to the French model. Reporters News of the World documented, what time the captain of Chelsea taxi on his Bentley, a country house Perronsel and how much time he spent there.

I even learned that as a result of these visits, Vanessa became pregnant, and the lovers decided to have an abortion.

As far as we need to know all the details of that, in general, rather banal stories?

Private Life of John Terry as a national crisis

Not only the tabloid, but the serious press Britain - but just did the whole country - discussing how low he fell, John Terry, and whether it could then be captain of England football.

Tabloid News of the World publishes the latest revelations concerning the private life of Terry, under the headline "England is in crisis."

What exactly caused this crisis, and what it tells us about the status of football as well as the cult of celebrity in contemporary British society?

Last Friday the High Court in London quashed a ban on the discussion in the press some of the details of the private life of the captain of Chelsea and England John Terry.

Such a ban have lawyers Terry, after they learned that the tabloid News of the World intends to report on the novel by 29-year-old football player with a French model Vanessa Perronsel.

Over the weekend newspaper News of the World full advantage of the abolition of the decision

13-year-old Briton became the father

After the end of last week edition of The Sun reported that the 13-year-old Alfie Patten became a father, the teenager instantly became the most popular British. A year ago, Alfy and his girlfriend, 15-year-old Shantel Stedman, met. A few days ago, they became the parents of baby's Macy Roxane

Today, about 15 television companies are fighting for the right to make a documentary about a young father, experts believe that Alfie can earn up to half a million pounds, telling about his personal life. Meanwhile, Alfie's parents intend to sue the publication of The Sun: they claim that never received the promised money for publishing a photograph son and a video interview with him. It is about 25 thousand pounds sterling.

Identify countries where live ugliest people

Site BeautifulPeople.com, dedicated to the beautiful people, concluded that most of the beautiful people live in Sweden, but the British - the most ugly nation in the world. Only 12% of British men and 15% of British women (the number of nominating) were able to register there.

The main condition for registration on this site - attractive appearance. According to the rules already registered users within 48 hours estimated photo novices. Thus women appreciate men, and men - women. Ratings - 4 kinds: from "certainly yes" to "of course not."

As a result of 295 thousand Brits who tried to register on the site, only 35 thousand have succeeded. But the Swedes were lucky much more: more than 65% of newcomers from Sweden made an honorary ranks of the beauties of the planet.

Ronaldo and Kaka are optimistic

Attacking midfielder Real Madrid Cristiano Ronaldo said he was not particularly worried about the defeat in the first match of 1 / 8 finals of the Champions League from the French "Lion".

Recall that the match in Lyon ended in favor of the local club with a score of 1:0 - to 47-minutes a good ball failed to Jean Makoun.

"In the Champions League is sometimes very hard, but I am calm, - quotes the Portuguese football official website of FIFA. - I am sure that the house we will respond to "Lion" as follows and will prevail - the wall "Bernabeu" will help us. "

Partner Ronaldo, the Brazilian Kaka, also remains optimistic. "We know that in the second match will have easy, but we are used to playing in important matches - said the owner of" Golden Ball "-2007. - "Real" focused on winning, this is our main goal. We are well placed to succeed on the basis of dvuhraundovogo confrontation.

A return match will take place in Madrid on 10 March at the Santiago Bernabeu.

Hiddink, head team of Turkey

Guus Hiddink and the Turkish Football Federation reached an agreement on the appointment of the Dutchman a head coach in the country.

It is expected that the specialist will take his post in August 2010. According to our colleagues from eurosport.de citing sources in Turkey, the contract is two years with possibility of extension. Dutchman's assistants will Ogyuz Cetin and Engin Epikoglu.

Recall that Hiddink's contract with the team of Russia on 30 June 2010.